U sells t-shirts for a living. Cursed by an evil wizard, and the only way to break the spell is to be kissed by the fairest girl in body and soul. He has settled into a comfortable life as an underpaid and unkissed slacker working at her cousin’s t-shirt store, Wits-On-Chest, when he falls for Felix. She is preceded by a reputation of having a fickle heart, hooking up and breaking young guys’ hearts. They go out, have a great time, and really like each other; possibly even more. There’s a problem, though—she can’t let herself have a happy ending. Cursed by an evil witch to be allergic to them, Felix is doomed to rebound from relationship to relationship, never being able to find a Prince Charming for herself, unless she wants her face to swell up, her skin to break and eventually die. Together, they will try to find a way to break the spells that keep them apart, and give this t-shirt fairy tale a happy ending.
